Survival of the Dumbest: 5G, Vaccination and Selfie – The Trinity of Modern Slaves

Ah, you dear followers, you loyal sheep, you've lined up so obediently in your ranks that one almost has to applaud. Almost. But no, not today, because today it's about your children's future—if you're even still capable of thinking about it, between your obedience, your vaccination schedules, your cell phones, and the constant scrolling through social media.

Yes, the vaccination! Your holy grail, your iron armor against all evil, against disease, against reality. You run along like lemmings, dutifully pricking yourselves, praising the science that tells you everything is safe – while outside the world is slowly but surely ablaze. But hey, the main thing is that your elbow shines with a "vaccinated and proud of it" sticker.

And while you're busy polishing your upper arms, it happens: 5G is rolling out, from 3,5 to 60 GHz, very gently, very carefully – so you get used to it until it's too late. Oh yeah, the small frequency range, the oxygen stuff at 60 GHz – don't worry, that's just theory… you say. But imagine if that stuff actually worked while you continued to walk dutifully through the city, holding your Wi-Fi phone – literally every breath could be an adventure. But hey, you've had your vaccinations, right?

Civil war? Oh, that's just a word. Soon you'll realize that "civil war" isn't just a word, it's your new normal. And World War III? Well, it's already waiting in the wings, armed with drones, propaganda, 3G antennas, and social media influencers telling you everything's fine. But don't worry—you'll be watching it live on your phone while you post your next selfie with a mask.

But hey, as long as you continue to believe that all this is a "conspiracy theory," as long as you say, "Oh, they're all exaggerating"—well, congratulations, you've buried any chance of having your own opinion. Your children will thank you. Or rather: They'll never understand you, and that's putting it kindly.

You bums, you followers, you poor souls who think conformity is the key to survival—you're wrong. You won't succeed. Never. No evasion, no "Oh, I'll just adapt." Everything you do, everything you believe, will be used against you. And me? I hold grudges. Very grudges. I've recorded every one of your smallest rituals of submission, every time you smiled and nodded while knowing you were screwing up.

And then, when the 5G masts buzz, the frequencies dance, and the world sinks into a single digital static, you'll realize that your elbow stickers and your dutifully followed system won't save you. Your children breathe the future, you run blindly through the cities, and me? I sit here, forgetting nothing, forgiving nothing, and watching the world take revenge in ways you couldn't have imagined in your worst nightmares.

So keep obeying, keep getting pricked, keep feeding social media, keep holding your smartphone like a trophy—but remember: The smile you show today won't be enough tomorrow. 5G is buzzing, the world is burning, civil war and World War III are waiting, and me? I won't be forgotten.

(via Rafael Maier)