War against Russia: Those who say no are imprisoned, those who say yes are drafted.

Europe's governments want war against Russia, and they're preparing it like a wedding: guest list, seating arrangements, floral decorations made of barbed wire. Only the bride, the people, haven't been consulted. What five years ago would have been considered the delusion of a pub regular is now enshrined in law: nuclear weapons welcome, mines permitted, pensioners back in the arms trade. And anyone who even utters the word "war" is, of course, a Putin apologist, because, after all, only the others are waging war.

The north is already practicing Ukraine

Finland raised the retirement age to 65 on January 1, 2026. By 2031, around one million Finns are expected to be in the reserves. The grandfather who picked up his grandchildren from kindergarten yesterday will be retrieving his rocket-propelled grenade launcher from the depot tomorrow. In June, Parliament voted 125 to 61 to overturn the 1987 nuclear weapons ban. The import, transport, and possession of foreign nuclear weapons are now permitted. In January, Helsinki also withdrew from the anti-personnel mine treaty , along with Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, and Poland. Five countries at once—the largest exodus from a humanitarian disarmament treaty ever.

Estonia's Foreign Minister Margus Tsahkna declared in February: "We are not opposed to bringing a nuclear weapon onto our territory." Meanwhile, Tallinn is digging: 600 bunkers and almost 40 kilometers of anti-tank ditches are to be constructed by the end of 2027 as part of the Baltic Defense Line. Latvia is deploying three rows of 1.5-ton anti-tank missiles on expropriated private land, under a specially created law. At the same time, Riga is cramming its citizens with "72-hour" survival training , including a new shelter law and military education in schools. Lithuania is doubling its stockpiles of anti-tank barriers to 50 locations , equipping bridges with explosive charge mounts, and spending 78 million euros this year alone on mines and barriers. Anyone who prepares their own bridges for demolition isn't planning for peace.

Poland: Mines in 48 hours, jam in the cellar

Donald Tusk wants to provide military training for every adult man and dreams of an army of half a million men. From 2027 onward, 100,000 volunteers are to be processed through the barracks annually. Since February 20, 2026, Warsaw has been exempt from the mine agreement, and the "Eastern Shield" is intended to allow the eastern border to be mined within 48 hours . The only point of contention regarding nuclear weapons is how much madness is acceptable: The Deputy Defense Minister wants no warheads in the country, the Presidential Office calls this "bizarre" and "absurd," and the Defense Minister insists that Poland remains keenly interested in NATO's nuclear sharing arrangements.

And then there's Radosław Sikorski. Asked a few days ago if his bug-out bag was packed, the foreign minister revealed that he had stockpiled rice, kept a hand pump at home, and made jam from his own garden. He also knew the location of the nearest shelter. His message to the people: when the government says times are turbulent, listen. The man who is making these times turbulent is also handing out his jam-making recipe.

Germany: Underground parking garage instead of bunker

The Federal Office for Civil Protection aims to create one million shelter spaces in subway stations, tunnels, underground parking garages, and basements. Currently, 579 shelters exist, providing shelter for nearly 478,000 people. The rest are left to find space in the parking garage between Mercedes cars and garbage containers. Since January, every 18-year-old has received a questionnaire from the German Armed Forces ; this is mandatory for men, as is the conscription medical examination for those born in 2008.

Those who fail to fill it out are committing an administrative offense . The German operations plan regulates how up to 800,000 NATO soldiers and 200,000 vehicles will roll eastward within six months; it's around 1400 pages long and classified. Those who order war send other people's children , certainly not their own.

Scandinavia and France: The Handbook to Downfall

Sweden sent the brochure "Om krisen eller kriget kommer" (In case of crisis or war, we will come) to every household, containing instructions for power outages, air raid warnings, and shelters, along with the statement: "If Sweden is attacked, we will never give up." Denmark has been drawing women into military service since July 2025 and extending the service period from four to eleven months . Prime Minister Frederiksen explained: "We are not rearming because we want war." Of course not. France's booklet "Tous responsables" (All Responsibles) recommends packing enough water, canned goods, medicine, and a radio for 72 hours and also encourages people to join the reserves.

In the Caliphate of England, one is allowed to dream loudly.

London is rewriting its war plans for the first time since 2004 and is rehearsing its largest homeland security exercise in decades in 2027. Former soldiers can be recalled up to the age of 65 , even for "war-like preparations." In addition, £5 billion is being invested in drones and £11 billion in munitions, including six new explosives factories.

On September 21st, Paul Richards, treasurer of the Labour-affiliated Fabian Society, sat with Jacob Rees-Mogg in the GB News studio and voiced what others only thought: "We should lock up a few people." He was referring to pro-Russian voices who claim there is no threat and who shout: "Don't go to war for Burnham." He also called for conscription. Nobody threw the two of them out. The children of warlords never fight , but their fathers lock up their neighbors.

EUdSSR: Emergency rations instead of peace

Brussels recommends that every citizen be self-sufficient for 72 hours and is stockpiling reserves for chemical, biological, radiological, and nuclear emergencies . The 2012 Nobel Peace Prize laureate is spending 800 billion euros to fight Russia and is putting critics on the sanctions list. Why all this? Because war is the last economic stimulus program for the bankrupts, and a nation with a refugee bag doesn't ask questions about empty coffers.

The law is the law, even the death sentence.

Most people consider it all a charade and believe that in the end, no one will participate. That's precisely what the planners are counting on. They're building command centers for themselves, underground parking garages for you, and minefields for the neighbor's children. The jam is already prepared, the bridges are slated for demolition, and those to be imprisoned are being announced on television. And anyone still wondering who actually wants this war will receive the answer by mail, complete with a QR code and their draft notice!