- Women always wear fuck-me shoes in bed.
- Men are never impotent.
- 10 seconds is enough to satisfy a woman.
- If a woman is caught masturbating by a complete stranger, she doesn't start screaming loudly, but insists that he fuck her.
- Women grin appreciatively when men spray them in the face.
- Women like sex with ugly old men.
- Women moan uncontrollably while they suck you.
- A woman basically gets her orgasm at the same time as the man.
- Women can always avoid a ticket by blowing their tail.
- All women are loud when they fuck.
- The couples in the 70s couldn't fuck without a wild guitar solo playing in the background.
- The tits are real.
- A widespread and pleasurable sexual practice for a man is to rhythmically toss his half erect penis on the woman's ass.
- Men always yell "OH YES!" when you come.
- If 2 men are involved in the whole thing, there is always an appreciative clap (Gimme Five) and the woman is not disgusted!
- A sandwitch fuck makes a woman smile happily.
- There are no Asian men.
- If you catch a couple fucking behind a bush, the guy won't beat the shit out of you if you stick your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.
- There is an act.
- If you take a woman from behind you can excite her by clapping her ass hard.
- Nurses blow patient tails.
- Men always pull him out before cum.
- If your partner catches you getting sucked by her best friend, she only pisses you off for a moment ... before she fucks you both.
- Women never have a headache or their days.
- When a woman sucks a man's cock, it's important for him to always replace it with comments like "Yes, suck it for me!" to remember their job.
- Assholes are clean.
- Cum on the woman's ass is a satisfying result for everyone involved.
- Women are always happily surprised when they find a cock when they open a men's pants store.
- Men don't need to beg.
- When a man gets a blow job while standing, he always puts one hand on the back of the woman's head while the other hand is proudly put on his hip.
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