Polite, smart and punctual – that was once a good thing. Not anymore! We are all far in the right now, because those who say that are all far in the wrong and too far gone to understand reason!
Polite and smart and punctual, it was sometimes good to be.
You answered for your actions and a woman was a she.
You'd stand up for your people, if needs be even fight.
But now if you uphold such values then you are far right.
We're all far right now!
We're all far right now!
Peterson, Rogan, Shapiro.
Ee-aye, Ee-aye, Ee-aye-oh.
We worship Mussolini
His portrait's in the loft.
Musk saved Twitter.
Heil hitler
We're all far right now!
Oh you say you're in the middle,
A moderate individual,
A Gladstonian liberal.
You once laughed at Donald Trump
You're probably a fascist too.
There once was a great speaker called Martin Luther King
Said character's what matters not the color of your skin.
But conduct doesn't count now, just your identity.
If you should ever question this, you're obviously racist
We're all racist now!
We're all racist now!
Off to the gallows we must go.
Ee-aye, Ee-aye, Ee-aye-oh.
Worse than Winston Churchill.
Worse than Enoch Powell.
Klu Klux Clan and
Jimmy Fallon.
We're all racist now
Oh, the countryside is racist.
Dogs and cats are racist.
Eating meat is racist.
Black Lives Matters also racist.
Do you know what's also racist? You.
Found out I am dyslexic. Presumed I was just thick.
My son he is dyspraxic, I'd just thought he was a dick.
My mother is bulimic, my mate's got OCD.
My girlfriend is bipolar. That gives me anxiety.
We're all mental now!
We're all mental now!
Off to the madhouse we must go
Ee-aye, Ee-aye, Ee-aye-oh
Nutty as a fruit cake
Demented and deranged
Cuckoo, psycho
Wacko, Loco.
We're all mental now!
Oh, my what's coming next?
What's coming next?
What's coming next?
Oh my, what's coming next?
We're probably all paedos too.
Dirty little paedo.
Hanging around the lido.
In your little speedos.
Far right!