The most important world falls

Friends, as you know, the end of the world is the destruction of the world as we know it. This happens more often than you think. In fact, very often. Right now it's coming up again, so there is a timeline of the most important worldsets:

• 65 BC Chr.
  A comet hits the earth and destroys the dinosaurs that suffer from severe comet allergy.
• 6500 BC Chr.
  The Flood destroys all life on earth, except for a few trained swimmers and shipbuilders. These include Noah, Deukalion, Uthnapishtim (a friend of Gilgamesh), the Indian King Manu, the Chinese Fo-his, Helmut Schmidt and the great kangaroo of the Australian natives. The American Indians also report on the Flood, but none of them survived.
• 44 n. Chr.
  Jesus returns to the world under the name Theudas and puts an end to the world.
• 53 n. Chr.
  In Thessaloniki, the apostle Paul gives the slogan that Jesus is really landing on the next plane and that it is finally over. All regret.
• 80 A.D., 130 A.D., 381 A.D.
  Jesus returns to the world and destroys it more times.
• 435 n. Chr.
  Exactly 365 years after the destruction of the temple in Jerusalem, the end of the world begins.
• 470 n. Chr.
  Oops, it was actually exactly 400 years after the temple was destroyed. But now.
• 500 n. Chr.
  Jesus celebrates a milestone birthday! Since he lets it crash!
• 950 n. Chr.
  The end of times begins. The Antichrist takes over the rule. You can see the signs everywhere.
• 989 n. Chr.
  Halley's Comet appears and announces the end of the world.
• 991 n. Chr.
  The last Carolingian vacated the imperial throne and with it the last great defender of the faith. The world is going down.
• 1000 n. Chr.
  It is clear to everyone that the end of the world must come now. And so it happens.
• 1022 n. Chr.
  Despite the burning of numerous heretics, the end of the world cannot be stopped.
• 1033 n. Chr.
  Jesus celebrates his 1000th anniversary of the crucifixion with a neat apocalypse.
• 1186 n. Chr.
  In Spain, spam emails are being sent, advising people to hide in caves and ravines because the end of the world is happening again.
• 1420 n. Chr.
  Some sages from Bohemia recognize in time that the world will be destroyed by fire and only five specific mountain fortresses will be spared.
• 1524 n. Chr.
  The peasant leader and reformer Thomas Müntzer recognizes that the Catholic Church is the true whore of Babylon and that it bears the main responsibility for the imminent divine judgment.
• 1533 n. Chr.
  Michael Stifel calculates the end of the world to the hour for the first time: namely, October 19, 1533, 8 a.m. Indeed, the calculations prove to be accurate. Stifel earns the highest recognition, even today the phrase a boot counting goes back to him.
• 1534 n. Chr.
  The Anabaptist Jan Matthys realizes that the world is going to end again and only the city of Münster will be spared. A good thing for local tourism.
• 1666 n. Chr.
  An unmistakable doomsday year! This time the world is going to end in London, first with the plague and then with the great fire.
• 1715 n. Chr.
  The end of the world, calculated by Isaac Newton, occurs.
• 1833 n. Chr.
  A meteor shower heralds the end of the world.
• 1844 n. Chr.
  As predicted by Baptist minister William Miller, the world will end on March 22, 1844. About a million of his followers are happy to have parted with all earthly goods beforehand.
• 1874 n. Chr.
  The first end of the world organized by Jehovah's Witnesses takes place.
• 1891 n. Chr.
  The Mormons are turning the world around.
• May 1910
  Halley's Comet will drop by again and, like every time, it will bring the end of the world with it.
• 1914
  The Jehovah's Witnesses ensure another end of the world and are slowly enjoying it. They host other apocalypses in 1918, 1920, 1925, 1941, 1957, 1975 and 1994.
• 1945
  After just 12 years, the Thousand Year Empire is in ruins. Inferior building materials are blamed as the cause.
• 5.3.1953
  Father Stalin dies. The Soviets, now all orphans, have to watch helplessly as the KGB destroys their world in unconditional obedience.
• 1959
  The Davidans are organizing an end of the world in close family circles in Waco, Texas.
• 1969
  Charles Manson puts on a hippie-style end of the world. The Beatles are involved as angels of the apocalypse.
• 1978
  The folk temples gather for the common end of the world in the jungle of Guiana.
• 26.9.1980
  A bomb explodes at Oktoberfest. For the inexperienced, naive Bavarians who had previously believed that one can still drink one's wheat beer peacefully in Germany beyond Prussia, this is tantamount to the end of the world.
• 1981
  The Antichrist is summoned by a television preacher and does not take long to be asked.
• 1984-1999
  Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh is organizing a world-wide, fifteen year end of the world. Many megacities apply to take part.
• 1986
  As predicted by a certain Moses David, Russia invades the United States and establishes a worldwide communist dictatorship. We count this time as the end of the world.
• 1988
  An excellent year for the end of the world.
• 1989
  Helmut Kohl sits down on the Berlin Wall, which then breaks into a thousand pieces. Unfortunately, the structure was so firmly anchored in the ground that this also applies to the earth.
• 1990
  After the Ossis have finally understood that they can now get out, they begin to destroy the world according to a five-year plan.
• 1993
  The Davidians meet again in Waco, Texas, exchange memories of the last end of the world and celebrate the new one. The Russian White Brotherhood is also indulging in an apocalypse.
• 1994
  The Sun Templar sect organizes an excursion to the planet Sirius, where an exclusive end of the world takes place for them.
• 1995
  Jehovah's Witnesses cancel further world ends. Numerous fans then cancel their subscription.
• 1997
  In Japan, a sect is organizing the end of the world with the help of nerve gas, at least something new.
• 1998
  Three times 666 results in 1998. You could actually have guessed that it is now over.
• 1999
  The end of the world frequency rises continuously, the end of the world happens every week. You can hardly get to work.
• 2000
  Everyone agrees again, whether the shepherd children of Fátima or Elisabeth Teissier: A year like this cannot go without the end of the world. It is also in the Bible code. In fact, numerous computer errors cause the economy to collapse, several nuclear power plants explode and the world sinks into chaos.
• 11.9.2001
  Al Qaeda hits the earth with its planes: the end of the world
• 5.5.2002
  All planets of the solar system are in a row! The world is completely out of joint and will never be the same again.
• 2005
  The Ossis celebrate a significant partial success: As a result of the consistent implementation of their third five-year plan to destroy the world, one of them becomes German Chancellor.
• 29.1.2008
  The asteroid TU 24 hits the earth and breaks it into a thousand pieces.
• 10.9.2008
  In Switzerland, the end of the world is being carried out in the form of a scientifically controlled Big Bang.
• 2009
  The pig got the flu. It got pig and survived. The humanity.
• 2010
  The destruction of the world by the Ossis is gradually taking on concrete forms: The European economy is experiencing one of its worst crises, which was also intended according to the fourth five-year plan.
• 21.5.2011
  The sun templar sect again.
• 21.12.2012
  Mayans and Aztecs celebrate the end of the world. The Bible code also has one to offer. A comet is likely to hit the earth and destroy all life.
• 2015
  The fifth five-year plan of the Ossis finally brings the desired success: all of Europe is committed to communism, which at least the USA sees as the end of the world.
• 2016
  The downfall of all humanity due to biological weapons. It is unclear whether it will be probiotic yogurt or whether Greek yogurt will suffice.
• 2027 or 2029
  This time Galileo also has to offer the end of the world due to a comet that has been predicted by astronomers.
• 2034
  New return of Jesus on the occasion of his two thousandth anniversary of the crucifixion.
• 2050
  Large quantities of CO2 penetrate the atmosphere through the ozone hole and lead to climate collapse. Because the oil has now run out, mankind is powerless against it.
• 2060
  Corrected date for the end of the world according to Isaac Newton.
• 2076
  The earth will be exactly 6000 years old and would have reached retirement age. Unfortunately, it will have to work for 6700 years. The Muslim calendar reaches the year 1500. A good day to die.