Now we're all laughing Draven's Tales from the Crypt

I hope you know that my psycho intense essays on the status of the human species are not (just) for general amusement, but intended to paint a realistic picture of a civilizational afterbirth that I actually believe is like a plate of mutants -Pour lasagna all over us. Now we're all laughing.

So, those who can still afford to “laugh” at all. Because to laugh you have to be either SO deeply relaxed like a Nepalese marmot in the lotus position OR SO DEEPLY UPFUCKED and desperate that a purely mechanical sequence of nerve impulses - brain and jaw are lured into a kind of desperate dance with background noise - completely emotionless - just plain like a reaction to the increasingly absurd MADNESS erupting around you. Ha. Hahahahaha.
As I said: We're still laughing.

I sense a time when laughing people will be gunned down on the street by anti-hilarity bots. Just like that RATATATATATATA. Dead. Then smaller bots come and take the laughing corpse with them. And everyone keeps walking. Because everyone is afraid of the state rating bots, which STILL - even AFTER the great washing machine wars of 2031 - ridicule EVERYTHING and declare it to be humbug what is not written in the system newspaper "Zum vergliche Boar" (whose articles, by the way, every few Days can be completely changed retroactively to always be on the correct page).

There ARE laughter shows (for the aristocracy and gold washing machine tab winners) where select ComEdians rip out Office of Controlled Hilarity sanctioned thigh slaps at our enemies - the monkey goblins of New Greenland.
The rule there is: Anyone who doesn't laugh will be shot.
As I said: We're still laughing.

Wait a minute. Sometime faster than you think. And this is no joke. So: grow vegetables. Away from social media (I myself now have a private algorithm write all this here while I have my summer dumplings pickled in coconut milk massaged by trained staff in Thailand), learn REAL craft (no, creating profile pictures with filters is NONE!), Form gangs and share the home addresses of the ultra-rich.
Then we MAYBE still have a small chance.
Until then, enjoy this clip of an autonomous mini-robot explaining their quarantine rules to residents of a neighborhood in Shanghai.
"Curb your soul's thirst for freedom."
It's happening…

Now we're all laughing

(via Snickers for left-handers)

"Dravens Tales from the Crypt" has been enchanting for over 15 years with a tasteless mixture of humor, serious journalism - for current events and unbalanced reporting in the press politics - and zombies, garnished with lots of art, entertainment and punk rock. Draven has turned his hobby into a popular brand that cannot be classified.

My blog was never designed to spread news, let alone get political, but with current affairs I just can't help but capture information here that is otherwise censored on all other channels. I am aware that the design page may not seem "serious" to many in this regard, but I will not change this to please the "mainstream". Anyone who is open to non-state-compliant information sees the content and not the packaging. I've tried enough to provide people with information over the last 2 years, but quickly noticed that it never matters how it's "packaged", but what the other person's attitude towards it is. I don't want to put honey on anyone's mouth to meet expectations in any way, so I'll keep this design because hopefully at some point I'll be able to stop making these political statements, because it's not my goal to go on like this forever I leave it up to everyone how they deal with it. However, you are welcome to simply copy and distribute the content, my blog has always been under the WTFPL license.

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