Machete Kills

hey yeah!!! Here's the fuckin' trailer for Machete Kills!!! The clip appears to have been leaked and is of poor quality, but whatever: Machete Kills!!! Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Lady Gaga, Amber Heard, Carlos Estevez (yes friends, Mr Charlie Sheen makes his first appearance under his real birth name!) Antonio Banderas... and this is where the trailer cuts off... Never mind, it's for him Start exactly what you need! November 21st is marked in red!!! The story of the film is wonderfully trashy and that's exactly how a story should be:

Machete Cortez (Danny Trejo) mourns the loss of his beloved Sartana (Jessica Alba), who was killed while meeting the cartels. The President of the United States (Carlos Estevez aka Charlie Sheen) personally hires him for a mission that a normal would never ever accomplish. Machete is said to work its way through Mexico to eliminate the leader of the cartel (Demian Bichir), who threatens a missile attack on the United States. For this task, Machete needs the help of the arms dealer Luther Voz (Mel Gibson). But the megalomaniac Voz wants to ignite a world war himself with a cannon positioned in space. And what does machete do? He does what he can best and kills for world peace ...

Machete Kills - Leaked Trailer (2013)
Machete Kills - Leaked Trailer (2013)

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