The icy cold wind blows stormily. On the side stand 10.000 brave and heroic warriors. One hand on the pommel of the sword, the other on the horse's back. In the distance there is smoke and you can see that the evil, dark enemy is coming towards you to threaten freedom, justice and the unity of your homeland. With all your might you will throw yourself bravely and bravely against him….

But how does it look today? Men powder their cheeks, peel the hard, distinctive features off their faces, shave their chests and legs in addition to their beards and rub their asses with baby oil to keep them soft and firm. Men today have become sad images of the true heroes of yore. Once there were fighters with steel hearts who dared to die in danger to fight for the good. Today we are only soft hearts, sons of emancipated and imperious mothers who shy away from danger and interpret good in their favor. Today war is frowned upon and has absolutely nothing heroic or glorious about it. But the evolution of this earth is gracious to us men and has produced interesting and beautiful creatures.
We have all seen them, monsters with eight long legs and many, many eyes. No, it's not a (rubber) monster that fights Godzilla in a cheap B-movie, nor is it the four horsemen of the apocalypse or a failed gene attempt, no, it's just a simple spider. And - tärä - he's in demand again, the hero who fights with courage and passion for his home and his family :)

You bravely arm yourself, roll up a magazine and stride bravely and chivalrously to the scene of the event, in order to let deeds prevail. How often lovely maidens have been rescued from such dangerous situations can only be guessed at, but actually another question arises for lovely femininity: What to do without a brave protector? Stand on a chair and scream zetermordio until the insect killer comes?
Well, even with all emancipation, it seems that the masculine and oh-so-notorious hunting instinct still fits into our time and we men with our own characteristics cannot yet be completely dispensed with ;)

Ugh spider or we are heroes!


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