8:00 a snowman built
8:10 The responsible women's representative complains why this is not a snow woman
8:15 a snowwoman built in addition
8:20 am The pink list chairman berates me for saying there should be 2 snowmen too.
8:25 The Equal Opportunities Officer in charge complains that my «snow figures» are not gender-appropriate and only show two of 3764736464 possible genders.
8:27 My "snow figures" now have a beard and breasts
8:30 am I am being called a racist because the snow is white.
8:35 Fatma from the corner demands a headscarf for one of the two “snow figures”.
8:37 The responsible equal opportunities officer calls for a third "snow figure" with a headscarf.
8:40 am The police arrive and observe the scenario. One of the policemen calls me SCHBAGEDE (threats of German origin building snow figures).
8:45 The SEK arrives because the broomsticks can be used as a striking weapon, the turnips as a stabbing weapon and the coals as projectiles. In addition, the headscarf could contradict the ban on masking.
8:50 am The IS is committed to the "snow figures"
8:55 am My cell phone is confiscated and evaluated while I am blindfolded in the helicopter to the Attorney General.
8:57 am Investigators find my ID at the scene.
9:00 am I am asked about possible co-farmers.
I have enough.
PS: I was not allowed to post a photo of the snowmen for data protection reasons!
(via wize)