In light of the apocalypse and the end of the world caused by swine flu, FAQs on this topic are springing up like mushrooms. Since the crypt wants to be in no way inferior to its readership and presents the ultimate “Questions and answers about swine flu”:
Is panic justified?
Absolutely! The state will soon begin to call on the military to set up quarantine places at the airports and to control travelers in the EU. Open, open, dear citizens, the pantries filled up - the consumption is also a means against the financial crisis - the shelter and the locks are checked and schnitzel is of course removed from the menu with immediate effect, is unhealthy anyway.
What can I do?
Buy one of these sexy mouth guards as soon as possible so that there are enough photo opportunities for the panic (see above) in the news.
Swine flu in humans? How could that happen?
Some Mexican pig has not recovered properly and has coughed into the farmer's tortilla.
What helps against this swine flu?
Obviously not tequila, however Tamiflu and Roche stocks.
How do you try to contain the swine flu?
Through column control.
Are there the first immunities against swine flu?
According to the story, Barack Obama could be in 20 Minutes be one. By the way, top bankers cannot get swine flu, the virus only spreads to humans!
Where was the swine flu between 1918 / 19, 1976 and 2009?
A picture is worth a thousand words:
The Bible says plagues will descend upon the unbelievers. Is this a?
Yes, dear brothers and sisters, praise the Lord!
Is there a pawn rule?
"If the farmer's lip foams, it's probably because of the swine flu!" and "If the farmer's wife is part of the party, it will soon be a pandemic!"
Will we all die?
Yes, sooner or later ...
Is there also a reasonable explanation?
The first rumors are circulating that the Muslims are behind everything with their swine hatred. But the real mastermind is probably the Mossad, who wants to blame the Islamists for it.
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