Here is a very nice song about the ever-popular and incorrigible Uncle Kim Jong-Il
That's My Uncle Kim!
My uncle takes trips to the factory
To see how things are made
He loves to stand and stare and make decrees
While Lady Edna serenades
He loves orange buckets and gold rope
And eating cotton from the fields
Watch the spin stress, watch and mope
Uncle's shoe fetish is revealed
Uncle Kim, Uncle Kim
Uncle Kim, Uncle Kim
Yeah, that's my uncle, Kim
My Uncle talks to cows and then makes them meat
Though he's a little scared of the black pigs
When it comes to fish, he says, "They can't be beat"
He falls asleep when he looks at squid
He sings to crackers in a false whine
And hordes of apples so he can then throw at me
He says tropical fruits are truly divine
He just broke the candy machine
Uncle Kim, Uncle Kim
Uncle Kim, Uncle Kim
Yeah, that's my uncle, Kim
Milk isn't really his cup of tea
He likes booze to be perfectly frank
Sorting through sheet metal, wild and free
He bottles his pee to give thanks
He goes to the library, checks out texts
Watches people work, he's really quite impressed
When staring at rocks he feels oddly at rest
He buys some people from a catalog, what'll he do next?
Uncle Kim, Uncle Kim
Uncle Kim, Uncle Kim
Yeah, that's my uncle, Kim
That's my uncle, Kim!
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