In school we learn that it's super important to write on the line with a pen and how to make fun explosions with inert gases... but none of these gray social worker goblins teach you how to make someone cum SO HARD that you can't years later gets hot lunch delivered by the person 
You have to teach yourself all that with some mangy, Czechoslovakian non-fiction books... or what do I know... martial arts, dude. Sure, it's nice when I'm called a "victim" by five half-strong Mulucks at night, they offer me a tenner if I hit first... and then I pull out a dodgeball... like I learned at school... Still It would be nicer to say to the leader:
"Do you like Italian food?"
"Huh, why?"
"Because your pear is about to turn into tortellini..."
...and then executing a flawless Bulgarian spin kick from a standing start... then picking up his spilled can of Fanta Zero and dumping it all over him while you tell your confused friends a gruesome story about an old man who had only forks instead of hands after a horrible accident... and – without looking at them – to FEEL their blood run cold and slowly move away.
Long story short, our school system needs a drastic overhaul.
So that in 20 years we won't have millions of smug Wimps calling for their mom when the internet goes down for 20 seconds or when the postman misgenders the pet ("Maurice-Eugenius sees himself as an omnisexual rodent with a bipolar tendency, they NAZI!»)… but real people.
Who can still fuck and fight.
(via Snickers for left-handers)
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My blog was never designed to spread news, let alone get political, but with current affairs I just can't help but capture information here that is otherwise censored on all other channels. I am aware that the design page may not seem "serious" to many in this regard, but I will not change this to please the "mainstream". Anyone who is open to non-state-compliant information sees the content and not the packaging. I've tried enough to provide people with information over the last 2 years, but quickly noticed that it never matters how it's "packaged", but what the other person's attitude towards it is. I don't want to put honey on anyone's mouth to meet expectations in any way, so I'll keep this design because hopefully at some point I'll be able to stop making these political statements, because it's not my goal to go on like this forever 
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